Smirk & Dagger Games

BLORP! Men's t-shirt

BLORP! Men's t-shirt - Main image
$21.09 $28.5 In stock

Category: CUT-SEW

Do you love BLORP!? Of course! And now you can show your Blorpy good taste! —it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing. Order a size larger than you might usually, as they run a little small.



- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex


- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex


- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)


- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)


- Premium knit mid-weight jersey


- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains


- Regular fit


- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania


- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

Size guide

CHEST (inches)
XS 31 ⅛
S 34 ¼
M 37 ⅜
L 42 ⅛
XL 46 ⅞
2XL 51 ⅝
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Grace ★★★★★

Wore this to a backyard BBQ and it survived two washes already without any fading, which honestly surprised me for a printed tee. The jersey has a nice smooth finish that doesn't cling in the heat.

John B. ★★★★★

The cotton-touch jersey feels way softer than the stiff poly blends I've had before, and after three washes the print still looks brand new. Sizing runs true too, which is rare.

Julian ★★★★★

Wore it all day and forgot I had it on — that cotton-touch fabric really is as smooth as promised. Tossed it in the wash a few times already and the print hasn’t cracked or faded one bit.